Greetings,
I am posting utter nonsense tonight. If you are interested in reading it then please go ahead!
I am the King of Khambhoj and I want to marry the Queen of Sparta,
but she loves Arjuna of Hastinapura and desires to be his eternal companion.
So I decide to indulge myself in one of my European slave called Martha,
but she is very annoyed at my demeanour and forces me to peel an onion.
But then and there I decide that I am not accepting defeat so easily,
and therefore I decide to kidnap the woman of my dreams.
But then fate has her habit of adding to the misery,
and thus my army rebels against me and affording a collection of a thousand men is way beyond my earthly means!
Then Martha inveigles me to make love to her seductive self,
and that is when I wonder who is bigger: the dwarf or the elf!?
I manage to switch on my gramaphone which plays a hundred songs,
but none so sweet as Elvis's Love Me Tender!
Yawwnnnnnn........goodnite! ;)
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