Monday, September 28, 2009

A poetess...

She claims to be one.

"What?" I ask.

"I am a poetess". She replies.

"I can write. About love, heartaches, friendship, God. In more languages than the fingers on both your hands." I am impressed. And intrigued. Her poise reveals more about her than she intends me to know about. "Are you of royal blood?", I ask her. "Every bloodline is royal, my lord. For they all have been sired by Him and Her."

"How dare you say that our King and you are equal. I can have you bludgeoned for this!" thunders my loyal prime minister. She appears unruffled. Her lips let themselves smile. She hasn't smiled often. But this time, a mellow chuckle escapes her mouth. It quickly ascends into harmonious mirth and climaxes into the most sweet sounding laughter everyone in my court has ever heard. I smile to myself. My queen laughs from her soul. But her soul isn't scarred. So how come this poetess is laughing with a scarred soul?

"I do not have a soul, my lord", she answers. She can even read my mind!

"God resides in me. God talks through my mouth. God acts through me. For I am God. And God is me. God is my son. And I am His Mother. God resides in us all. And God urges us to find God in others. God cooks, paints, reads and writes through me. For all of us to realize that our souls are one God. And the blood flowing through our veins is God's spirit rousing us to seek. Seek truth, justice, joy and love. As they are God's favourite homes."

I look to my Queen. As she is my best adviser. And for once, she does not know what to say.

"God is the butterfly who flies in my fields. My lover is a manifestation of God's presence. And the horses I breed represent freedom. Free will. Which God honours, by not taking it away. Every act of ours is expected by God to be a tribute to this gift. But we abuse it. The servant boy who massages your mistress's legs, honourable minister, has so much of God in him. And you exploit his sincerity by hurling at him, a dirty cup of stale milk every day. God remembers you this way. As the many litres of milk you pour on that rock in your temple is like the boy's blood to God."

"I have seen worse than you have and you will in all your births", she continues.
"Lives have been uplifted by the profits earned by those who made hammers to bludgeon me", she narrates.
"And yet, I am here. To save you from being bludgeoned. You, who threatens to commit this sin, is the one who is scarred. And your king thinks I am scarred!"

Her laughter does not subside. It never will!



Friday, August 28, 2009

Congratulations!!!

Hey! I just noticed!

This year has been a prolific one for my blog!

My 8th post in a single year.

And there are still 3 more months to go!!

Woohooo!

Am I there for you?

You are my best friend. My soul mate. Who said just lovers can be soul mates?! Any two souls can be mates!

We have spent so many beautiful moments together. We have rode bikes, trekked up hills, gone on long drives, fought over jalebis and still been friends for so long! Even after I have crooned "Two steps behind you" in a way which would make Def Leppard believe that donkeys have a better sense of music than yours truly!

You have covered up for me when I did not submit that assignment on time & you have convinced my mum that all those who complain about me are envious pricks! I still remember when you were up the entire night to take care of my sprained foot. And the first thing I did when I woke up was to kick u! You can blame that on a groggy mind. However, you sure did get back by whacking me for almost an hour with that plastic bat! And just to let you know, it did hurt!! I have lost count of the number of times you have hidden me in that rickety cupboard in your house whenever those mad as hell women, with whom I broke up, were on a rabid man hunt to cook my balls!

Those were such wonderful times! And now, when distance seperates us, you are still there.
Praying for my success, hoping that my current relationship works out and wishing that I put in more into everything I do. But, in these moments of loneliness that plague you, am I there for you?



Sunday, July 12, 2009

The best Indian cricket team ever!

The Indian media has been splashing stories about SMG (Sunil Manohar Gavaskar) since the last few days as he was approaching another milestone in his life (read: His sixtieth birthday).

As I was reading and viewing different Indian cricketers offering their tributes to this living legend, the thought of selecting the greatest ever Indian cricket team came to my mind. This team would comprise of Indian players right from the time we started playing cricket till the present.

So here is my list:

1) Sunil Gavaskar
2) Virender Sehwag
3) Rahul Dravid
4) Sachin Tendulkar
5) Kumar Shri Ranjeetsinghji (The Ranji trophy is named after him)
6) V.V.S. Laxman
7) MS Dhoni
8) Kapil Dev
9) Erapalli Prasanna
10) Javagal Srinath
11) B.S. Chandrashekhar

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Sleepyhead...


Listening to Kuch Is Tarah...

Wondering when will I strum this song on the guitar and sing it for her..

Not letting myself fall asleep....



Nostalgia....College..Love...Friends...Happy days..Sad days..

..Catching up....Looking up to someone...Being looked upon by somone...

...Resolving...indiscipline breaking it......Resolving again......


What a waste of space!!

Or was it?! ;)

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Why didnt you vote?

Dear Sham,

I am dead. Not because of the bullets that ripped apart my flesh on that fateful November night, but because you did not bother to vote. Your inactivity pains me much more than the callousness of of our elected members of the parliament, assembly and various corporations who, till now, I believed were solely responsible for the red carpet treatment meted out to those cowards from Pakistan. I consider the setting of their foot on our motherland as a grand welcome meted out by us rather than an invasion carried out by them. And the charade still continues in that so called fast track court set up in.... oh wait! I am so sorry! I havent introduced myself yet! Or, have I?! 

Even one of our elected representatives with an IQ which rivals that of a mule can rightly guess that I am one of those brave men who gave up their promising lives so that all of you can continue with your wretched ones. Once again I apologize for sounding so crude. But the anger bubbling within me has made me realize a couple of things. Firstly, even the most courteous of officers can go haywire when they realize that their fighting for a bunch of inactive and indifferent people who believe more in destiny rather than themselves. Secondly, a soul who has died an unfair death can experience most emotions!

Before wearing the outdated bullet proof jacket and a helmet which seemed to be a fragile piece of glass as compared to the helmets most bikers wear these days I kept gazing at the photos of my beautiful wife, a rumbuctious daughter and the world's best parents. I kept asking myself was it right to leave their lives in lurch as I knew nothing would be done to take care of them once I am gone. The funny pledge, which we used to recite like parrots in school and went something like this  - All Indians are my brothers and sisters..., kept appearing in my mind. So will my brothers and sisters indeed take care of my folks?! Anyway, I shook away those thoughts and steeled my mind to take on those motherf....s

We were air dropped into a building from our helicopters and I was the first to rush in after those rats. Too bad, for me, as they were rats with guns. Guns which I thought were superior to most of the ones which our hot shot army studs flaunt. I shot a couple of them down. But one among them attacked shot my head from behind. And I used to think Islam's Lashkar had certain scruples!

Wondering why I have narrated my heroism in just 5 lines. Well today's post is not about my heroics. But it is about your ineptitude. When you held candlelight vigils at those tony landmarks, I felt that this was the beginning of change. Obama's gloating about only Americans being history's changemakers was about to be challenged by the denizens of the biggest democracy in the world! Politicans across parties look out! My brothers and sisters are going to respect my sacrifice! My family can take care of themselves, it is allright! But my siblings are going to clean our home after such an eternity! It never felt so good to be a dead martyr!!!!

But alas! We are Indians and we always will be! Not in a good way, of course!

All those advertisements, campaigns by ngos and the incessant pleadings from individuals across our country to go and vote did not compel you to go and cast your vote. All those pretty women crying out on television to make a change did not increase your mojo. Your own dreams of being a statesman couldn't shake you off your lethargy. 57 percent of people in your city thought the same way as you and crusied off to vacation with their loved ones...and mine still are wondering why did'nt I take my overdue leave and escape death by being with them. But then they realize that I am the one with balls..

All you had to do was to surf the internet for a few mins, understand the proceedure and finally vote on the last day of April. Vote for a person who has his organs in the right place. Or for her who is still sane. 

Instead, you took a long weekend off with your family and friends. You retreated to some villa where you could 'de-stress' yourself and conveniently forgot about the struggle our families have been through since the day we ceased to live. Even our President goes to Poland to honour their war dead whereas we do not care for those who died on our streets for us.

All you have done is followed a civilized legal proceedure for that swine who landed up on our shores with his band of boys to quash our lives and dreams and did so quite successfully. Instead of setting an example, we have let him publicly humiliate us by claiming that he is a minor and he wants a lawyer from his country of birth, which in fact, was refusing to admit that he is their citizen until recently.

Again! I cant help pointing out that you and I are from the same motherland. All you had to do to give solace to my soul was to go and get that ink on ur middle finger. Instead, you have shown your finger to my grave, my sacrifice, my family and my departed soul. Our country's curse of getting petty skunks as politicians shall exist till literate minds like you get educated. Probably then we can proudly call ourselves the world's greatest democracy.

And to think of it, I shed my blood for you. Bah!... 





Saturday, April 18, 2009

A conversation with myself!

Myself: Dear pal, are you allright?

Me: Yes! Why do you ask that?

Myself: You have been worrying a lot since the last few days!

Me: Is it so?! Well, the reason is that I am not where I thought I would be when I would be 22

Myself: Dont worry! Many are 99 and still think they arent where they wanted to be when they would be 99, which is, either in heaven or in hell :P :P :P

Me: This isnt funny. I feel so lethargic and drained out. Achieving goals seems to be so boring! Commitments which have been kept appear to be a farce. Normal is my friend who is trying hard to change me into cliched.

Myself: Whoaa! That is very bad indeed! It is something which you have never come across. How are you going to deal with this?

Me: I thought you would be the wise ass with the answers! Quite frankly, my dear friend, I do not know what am I going to do. But I have an idea. I will begin. Begin to pursue my dreams. For I own my dreams. They are mine and no one except me has copyrights on them! :P :P

Myself: Ugghh....So cheesy and typical! Am quite sure you wont be able to do this...

Me: O really? Lets meet after some time....and compare notes!..So till then...bah bye!!!!!

Whore or a Goddess?


I look around in my house. I revere my mother and dote on my sister.
However, as I venture out, I metamorph into someone sinister.

A bashful mind feels utmost discomfort when the girls, whom I stare at, try to talk.
What if I am branded an indecent man? Of all the sins, it would be blasphemous to have been accused to gawk!

The one who speaks her mind doesnt deserve my tender gaze.
She is loose. She is the one who has fallen from grace.

A million dreams of wetness isn't enough to satiate my depravity.
I am above atonement for this transgression as her skirts defy gravity.

She can be a teacher, she can be nanny and she can be a maid.
But if she is an executive, she is expecting to be laid.

Her bosom is tender and her breasts are supple. Her hips sway as if they are mimicking God's pendulum!
No no no! All these are complementary, as I care only for her inner beauty!

But I would damn her and her entire clan, if the wretched harlot has lost her virginity.
It is irrelevant even if it was due to rape, accident or a decomposed relationship as she has insulted my virility

I have been bought up to respect a fully clothed woman
And term a women showing her skin as a whore.
Yet, whenever I visit temples in South India, I stand forlorn and confused.
Because there She beholds, without covering her chest, her entire splendor!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Relief!

Blogging! Laying out my naked thoughts on a public forum! Expressing whatever I want to without a care in the world!

Gosh! I haven't been doing this since a long time! But now, its back to typing on my blog!